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看到新加坡的一则消息,有个叫沈罗连的医生拼命替女人拍照片,从18岁到40岁,已经拍了10000个。
沈医生是为了他的职业而这么做的,他是位整容专家,但是要求女人让他拍照时还是有困难的,他说:“她们带怀疑的眼光看着我,把我当成色狼。”
好在,有个女学习医师帮他的忙,先代他搭路才顺利地完成任务。他认为把新加坡女子的面貌综合起来,找出一个理想的样子,好过模仿西方女人。
“我们的女子双眼之间隔得太开,”沈医生说,“鼻子太大又太扁,额头太凸。但是这些缺点调和起来,还是有东方味道,如果根据洋妞去改,反而是四不像。”
一般上,新加坡人认为电视明星郑惠玉的样子相当的理想,但是能有多少个郑惠玉呢?稀少才觉得珍贵呀,大家都像郑惠玉,那么新加坡人就会欣赏那些额头小、双眼间宽、鼻子大的女人了。我认为自然还是可爱的。
沈医生有不同的见解,他说:“其他的整容医生对双眼太宽的解救方法是把鼻子弄高,将鼻孔改窄,但这么做便不像一个东方女子。我的方法是将鼻端弄得更尖。”
哈,尖了还不是那个鬼样?
整容的女人,是没有自信心的女人。整过之后,一生便永远戴个假东西在脸上。何必呢!而且整失败的话永不翻身。如果成功,那更糟,会上瘾的,这里整整,那里整整,又跑出个黄夏蕙来。
美,的确占便宜。但是短暂得很,不会做人的话,一下子便生厌。有些女人一看平凡,但是愈聊愈觉得她们有味道,这完全是脑筋问题。
把钱花在增广学识上,或多旅行令心胸广阔,这是基本。要整容,不如先整心。
文/蔡澜
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