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waiting for device

一大妈看到一裙子美女在等公交,冻的瑟瑟发抖,便问:闺女,冷不? 美女答:冷…… 大妈走了几步回过头来说了一句:哼,活该……

An aunt saw a beautiful woman in a dress waiting for the bus. She was shivering with cold, so she asked: girl, is it cold? Beauty answer: cold... Aunt took a few steps and turned around and said: hum, you deserve it

1、和一小朋友聊天,他说:“我爷爷明天就满101岁了。”  “真了不得!他有什么长寿秘诀?”  “他是很久以前出生的。”  

1. Chatting with a child, he said, "my grandfather will be 101 years old tomorrow." "That's amazing! What's his secret to longevity?" "He was born a long time ago."   

2、游乐场上有一个装置,游客只要向其肚脐眼里扔一枚硬币,它就会发出笑声。一位妇女乐此不疲地扔硬币听笑声。  这时,一个小男孩走到妇女身边说:“阿姨,你向我口袋里扔吧,我笑给你听。” 

 

2. There is a device>

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