Joke :食人族菜谱 the menu of a maneater
马先生在美洲旅游时,误入原始森林,被食人族捕获了。
MR.MA was caughted by maneater when he was touring in the south America ,he was missing into a virgin forest.
食人族的厨师长把五花大绑的马先生架到油锅面前,问道: 你叫什么名字?
a chef of maneaters picked him who was tied in a rope tightly to a pot of oil,aking :what's ur name ?
马先生反问道: 我都是快死的人了,知道我的名字有什么用!
Ma talked back:i'm going to die,anything else useful if know my name ?
厨师长勃然大怒: 还敢顶嘴!我不知道你的名字,怎么写菜谱?!
the chef was angery: how dare u mouth back! how do i write the receipt/menu if i don't know ur name ?
顶嘴:v.mouth back,talk back
一线城市没有1700万资产的不算人?记得之前有个姑娘跟我说一线城市适龄结婚男女性别错配的问题,最后感叹一线城市男人太少了。我说其实不是,只不过在你眼里,我这种搬砖工和楼下的保安大哥以及外卖小哥不算人罢了。在帝都想进入相亲市场,你起码得有房有车有户口,不然how dare U?
U.S. Navy,you dare come to South China Sea next time,JH-7 give you some color see see![兔子][V5]
When we are part ing neither of us should apologize.
If I dare love you I dare be traumatized. It was us in the past in polaroid. The cheered and cried like we were>
毛主席语录的力量:
1.在人类历史上,凡属将要灭亡的反动势力,总是要向革命势力进行最后挣扎的,而有些革命的人们也往往在一个期间内被这种外强中干的现象所迷惑,看不出敌人快要消灭,自己快要胜利的实质。
1.Historically,all reactionary forces>
I have nothing
i have nothing
Share my life, take me for what I am
Cause I’ll never change all my colours for you
Take my love, I’ll never ask for too much
Just all that you are and everything that you do
I don’t really need to look very much further
I don’t want to have to go where you don’t follow
I won’t hold it back again, this passion inside
Can’t run from myself
There’s nowhere to hide
(Your love I’ll remember forever)
Don’t make me close>